Me: *clicks Account Settings*
Twitter screen: you cannot change the account settings of a locked account
Me: types in explanation of the Catch-22
Me: checks email
Twitter email: click this button to reset password
Me: *clicks button*
Twitter screen: this is a locked account, you cannot sign in
Helperbot: here another email password reset link to the same dead end, Hu-Man
*quick note: do not waste your time sending me email, I literally never check it unless forced to
Do not attribute to malice what is easily explained by stupid
Result: nobody really noticed or gave a shit
I almost got to meet the great Dave Barry (@rayadverb), if it hadn't been for that unfortunate emergency restraining order he filed