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Looked out of my window in Israel and it feels like a rain is comign.

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Random account registered this month: who the hell are you to tell us that there is a chance for rain? Are you an expert?
Account with PhD in twitter bio: do you have a degree in meteorology? You don’t, but I do, so you are talking non-sense here.
Grammar Nazi: it’s “coming”, you idiot, not “comign”. Before stating opinions learn how to type.
Compassionate passer by: do you have a depression? Here is a hotline and I can recommend you a good psychological help.
Account with 🇵🇸 flag: there is no such thing as Israel. It’s Palestine.
Account with 🇮🇱 flag (replying to previous): there is no such thing as Palestine. It’s Israel.

*flaming exchange with few hundreds of tweets
Another grammar Nazi: is it “look out of the window” or “look out the window”? Hmm... you need to check first before tweeting. Being illiterate sucks, Michael.
Rain specialist: given all the weather conditions, I guess you are wrong.
Another rain specialist: given all the weather conditions, I guess you are right.
Valuable opinion holder: What a dumb picture you have Michael.
just Nazi: you Jews always want to impose your opinions on us. You will not replace us.

*adds something in Nazistish
Free advice giver: try to not open your window and stay inside and you will be fine. People are so dumb these days, I need to explain them basic things.
Account with 🌹: you are all occupants and war criminals.
Hardcore Israeli account: למה לא כתבת את זה בעברית?????

*why didn’t you write that in Hebrew?????
Account with 🇵🇱 flag: you were not thankful for all the good stuff that we have done to you, so don’t complain about the rainy weather now when you left.

*followed by hundreds of trolls telling Jews don’t belong in Europe and were Middle Eastern colonists.
Another account with 🇵🇸 flag: I hate you, European colonist.
Account with 🇷🇺 flag and ☦️: we in Russia have rains way heavier than you may ever have.

*adds something about Jews in general being soft, mumbles in Nazistish, but in Russian.
Account with 🇸🇾 and 🇹🇷 flags: Americans give you military aid all the time, try use it to help yourself losers.
Angry citizen account: you are only capable of criticizing. What have you done personally to stop the rain? Nothing? Then shut up, stop whining and take a seat.
Account with hammer and sickle: having a window is a luxury. How dare you not to accept your privilege?
Vegan account: I am vegan. Rain is good.
Flat earther account: it’s another proof of flat earth theory. See? I have a proper explanation.
It finally rains.
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