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I’m in an @Uber & every single available warning light is lit up on the dash. Never seen that before. Doesn’t just happen naturally, a driver must work to create that many issues with their car
Chuck wagons have better shocks. Amazing ride this car, it’s somewhere between an aggressive massage chair and a hard landing in a UH-60, every 2-3 minutes.
I’ve seen some notes about getting out, but I’m in that part of Newark that might have been where they filmed shoot outs in Robocop, or where Tony Soprano always showed up to drop something off.
According to the dashboard, the temperature in this Uber is set to 83 degrees, guessing that doesn’t work either, or I’m on the verge of dehydration from it being 83 & I can’t evaluate my surroundings anymore
This is also one of those Uber rides where you’re never sure if the driver is asking for directions or doing FaceTime with his girlfriend.
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