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And now: Democratic debate candidates as Wire quotes.

@BernieSanders : “You want it to be one way. But it’s the other way.”
@JoeBiden : “We used to make sh** in this country, build sh**. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket.”
@ewarren : “You know the difference between you and me? I bleed red while you bleed green.”
@TomSteyer : “You’d rather live in sh** then let the world see you work a shovel.”
@PeteButtigieg : “I still wake up white in a city that ain’t.”
@amyklobuchar : “You’re just the weak-ass mayor of a broke-ass city.”
@MikeBloomberg : “Seems like I can’t say nothing to change y’all’s minds. Well, get on with it, motherf*****s.”
Bonus;
@realDonaldTrump: “You come at the King, you best not miss.”
I’ll be live-blogging the debate tonight here, for @thenation

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