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Ah, yes. The complete coincidence of one campaign’s allies all “independently” developing the same “concern” about an opponent AND using the same language AND all tweeting about it the same day.

Don’t insult our fucking intelligence.
Team Bernie’s biggest sin isn’t that they try to launch undermining, sleazy whisper campaigns targeted at opponents.

The biggest sin is that they are so mind-blowingly fucking incompetent at it.

I mean, an ad agency would have fired this band of idiots 100 failures ago.
Here’s a pro-tip Team Bernie:

If you want to make something look organic and uncoordinated:

1) Don’t all use the same language
2) Don’t all start speaking about it same day

Seriously, this would be funny if it wasn’t so bumblingly incompetent.
Seriously, watching Team Bernie’s attempts to be slick at being underhanded is like sitting in ad agency meeting with first-years.

They all think the most obvious, demonstrably terrible idea is somehow a profound and revolutionary way to get people talking about Red Lobster.
If Bernie were capable of attracting any actual senior messaging talent, those people would have first rolled their eyes and then shot down these sleazy, hamhanded tactics with prejudice.

In four years, Bernie managed to lose his only competent mercenary: Tad Devine.
Now his campaign is staffed by people wholly unfit for the senior task of crafting sound campaign strategies...

...and the work-product shows it.

His social media efforts would need to get far better to be merely amateurish.

Clown school.
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