This is the epitome of the two candidates. Biden is talking about the exact steps and Sanders is explaining how Coronavirus is an analogy for what ails America.
Like racism, a virus ain’t no SAT problem.
Biden is right, those measures brought the American economy from the brink of disaster.
Elizabeth Warren was EXACTLY right, we should have—
Oh, wait...
To be fair, if Trump was there, he’d say Google is handling this hoax very strongly by building a MySpace page
I might just watch the highlights on Sportscenter.
What else are they gonna show?
Oh wait... I accidentally switched to an episode of the Walking Dead and could t tell the difference.
My bad.
It’s like Trump arguing that he won a 5th grade spelling bee
That’s the Green New Deal, right?
Bernie: Lets talk about immigration
Mod: But will you choose a woman?
Bernie: Have you seen my abortion votes?
Mod: But a woman VP. Will you like pick one.
Bernie: i mean... I guess.
1 day, aliens were gonna invade, a nuclear missile was on the way and the sun was gonna fall out of the sky.
Barack called me and said: “Handle that,” so I write a sky-falling bill, intercepted the missile, did Karate on the aliens and saved us all.
“Bernie, what’s the name of the legislation you wrote that helped the working class the most? Is it the one naming the post office or that one funding that VFW hall?”
Sir...
1. an old white guy with a long record of getting shit done. It wasn’t always the right thing, sometimes it was wrong AF, but he got it done.
Or:
Or:
4. An Old white guy who ALWAYS says and does the wrong thing.
I know you’re wondering what happened to #3.
Well...
#3 never wins.