#PositivesFalsePostives Millions will experience the inequities of the "welfare system" first hand and change votes. I won't be coughing into my elbow about it, however.
#PositivesFalsePositives With all this hand washing, rates of colds and other contact diseases will fall. Dermatological conditions may rise.
#PositivesFalsePositives In urban areas it's noticeably quieter, like Christmas Day. Parking a lot easier. Of course, with nowhere to go, parking may be the only fun.
#PositivesFalsePositives Some of the poorest people will have a few extra dollars in their pockets in April. With nothing to spend it on they may have a tiny nest egg. Of course, the unemployment rate will be in the millions, with potentially many more homeless.
#PositivesFalsePositives With airlines grounded, the air is cleaner. Our CO2 footprint has shrunk from work boots to toddler shoes. We can all enjoy the latest global depression in a slightly less endangered climate.
#PositivesFalsePositives Tourism is dead. As is the cruise line industry. Locals in all the world's nicest places get their scenery back. Of course, they will go bankrupt and starve as they enjoy the view.
#PositivesFalsePositives The world is now entirely different than it was a few months ago, in the last decade. There is no going back. Welcome to the Tremulous Twenties. There are many #PositivesFalsePositives. If you can think of any, please add to this thread.
@threadreaderapp #Unroll, unroll please
Now that so-called "millenials" (sic) can't hang in cafés gorging on overpriced smashed avo, etc, does this mean they will soon have enough to buy a house? #PositivesFalsePositives
#PositivesFalsePositives. The tattoo industry is dead - for at least six months, no new "ink." Perhaps enough time to realise, geez, that seahorse on the penis, or full sleeve, or tramp stamp, would have been a really stupid idea, instead of regretting it once indelible.
