Thread by @thevisualine

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gill: *walks into an art museum*
gill: im here to donate myself

ebony: i wanna live in ur socks bro
sel: why bro
ebony: so i can be with u every step of the way bro
sel: bro
ebony: bro

lise: what's the word you use when you feel sad and mad
hannah: sullen, resentful, bitter
ty: smad

hannah: does anyone feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins
karo: why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

hiba: why is called lukewarm
hiba: why isn't it called medium warm
hiba: like who tf is luke
hannah: we have bigger problems in life

anna: the only sport i play is sucking dick lol

thea: would you sing me a song to sleep?
hiba: sure :)
hiba: i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake

lise: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
ebony: movies?
karo: airplane tickets?
hiba: prostitution?
lise: glasses.

hannah: i think you've made a mistake
alyssa: my whole life has been a series of mistakes you've gotta be more specific

karo: the trash gets picked up today
hannah: hiba go wait outside

karo: first person to reply to this is a dumasd
karo: *dumbass
karo: wait

anna: is it gay to pee i mean you're literally holding a dick

gill: if you think i'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me

gc: hey
gc: hiba
gc: hiba
gc: h i b a
gc: hibatulrahman
gc: HIBA
gc: gay
hiba: yes?

anna: it must be nice to have a gf
sel: ebony isn't my gf tho????
anna: i didn't mention anyone

hiba: i feel so ugly
gill: i've never experienced that emotion

karo: squeeze some lime in your eyes to get beautiful green eyes
hannah: who are you thing to fool
ty: i just heard alyssa scream

sel: WHO ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO
ebony: me
sel: ... ON A DATE

hannah: hiba is annoying
hiba: actually im sudanese

[at the store]
hannah: sorry i lost my friends can i make an announcement
hannah: *leans into the mic*
hannah: goodbye you little shits

anna: gill is a bitch
anna: a super mega bitch
gill: if you're gonna talk shit behind my back at least look at my great ass

hannah: im not a regular mom
hannah: im a cool mom
thea: you're not even a mom
hannah: and you're grounded

alyssa: what's that nice japanese place we went to called again?
karo: japan?
alyssa: yeah that's the one

hiba: isn't it weird that noses run and feet smell
hannah: how high are you
hiba: 164 cm

lise: i just killed four roaches in the kitchen
hannah: i can't believe you just killed karo, hiba, alyssa, and ty

hiba: your cute
karo: my cute what

sel: what has four letters and is very hard?
ebony: rock
alyssa: math
anna: life
ty: dick

sel: im fluent in spanish
karo: im fluent in spanish too
hiba: im fluent in being gay
jeff: im fluent in roasting people

ty: what do u call it when u kill a friend
ty: homiecide
[hannah and 10 others have left the chat]

anna: im gonna be honest i feel like you don't like me
sel: i've told you multiple times that i don't

gill: karo put salt in my coffee bc i annoyed him but i'm going to drink it bc im petty and i won't let him win

hannah: shut up hiba
hiba: but i didn't say anything
hannah: i saw you typing

lise: do you have any weaknesses?
alyssa: sometimes i can be uncooperative
lise: can you give us an example
alyssa: no

ebony: hey it's time to wake up
hiba: but i didn't take my nap yet
ebony: you slept for three days
hiba: i was just testing the mattress

hannah: can we talk?
alyssa: about what?
hannah: about us
alyssa: why do you wanna talk about the united states

hannah: what happens after you die
hiba: you go to heaven
hannah: no like
hannah: do i get your stuff

ebony: uhm can someone tell karo to come back inside

anna: the stars are beautiful tonight
sel: yeah
sel: you know who else is beautiful?
anna: who? *blushes*
sel: ebony

alyssa: hannah is smiling did something good happen
hannah: can't i smile bc i feel like it
karo: hiba tripped and fell in the parking lot

hiba: wyd tonight
karo: watching a movie
karo: ps i love you
hiba: i love you too ❤️
karo: that's the name of the movie
hiba: shit

ebony: i can't make it today the stress is bad for the baby
hannah: what baby
ebony: me

hannah: this is the longest i've ever slept wow my mind feels dizzy from all this sleeping
ebony: how long have you slept
hannah: 8 minutes

hiba: are you showering?
hannah: no
hiba: without me? ;)
hannah: i said im not showering

sel: my parents aren't home ;)
ebony: aww don't worry they'll come back :)

thea: what does bdsm mean
hiba: Bible Discussion & Study Meeting

hannah: how do you want your coffee
alyssa: i like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul
hannah: ok so white chocolate mocha

anna: so what do you look for in a guy
gill: per$onality i$ definitely one of the mo$t important thing$

karo: stop flirting with me
karo: im straight
hiba: so is spaghetti until it gets wet

karo: alyssa is at that special age where a girl has only one thing in her mind
hannah: boys
alyssa: homicide

gill: if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i'd have $0 bitch what did you think lmao

hannah: my youngest ebony is being tested for the gifted program at her school and my other daughter hiba thinks her toothbrush is haunted

thea: perhaps i'll drink my sorrow away
thea: *opens capri sun*

hiba: i did a bad thing
hannah: does it affect me
hiba: no
hannah: then suffer in silence

alyssa: what's your type
karo: type of what
alyssa: blood
karo: oh red

ty: hey i'm gonna stand outside
ty: if anyone asks where i am say i'm outstanding
[ sel and 10 other have left the chat ]