Thread by @socialistdogmom

broke: not being a genius at all
woke: being a stable genius
bespoke: being an UNSTABLE genius and letting your brilliance manifest in exciting and unpredictable ways

i once threw myself a birthday party. the theme was ME. everyone had to come dressed as me. fuckin’ bespoke genius.

one time i put a miniature horse in the backseat of an SUV so i could take him to a coworker’s married boyfriend’s son’s birthday party. stable geniuses would never do something so excitingly unstable at a stable.

one time i got a puppy without consulting my housemate or her boyfriend who lived in our basement. that dog rules and those jerks don’t live here anymore #unstablegenius

one time i was staying in germany and i woke up one day and decided to go to france for a week without telling anyone or making a plan. a french receipt got me out of german airport jail, held for visa violations when i flew home at the end of the summer! #unstablegenius

one time i let a friend shave my head on a playground, just to see how it would feel. turns out i have an exceptionally nicely shaped head. never would’ve known! #unstablegenius

i once accidentally bought a car on my lunch break. my #unstablegenius allowed me to confidently bluff my way through negotiating for free heated seats, remote start, and financing FAR better than my credit warranted.