Thread by @socialistdogmom

bad news, fam. there is a whole subculture surrounding allegedly alt-right dogs. of course WE know all dogs are comrades, so this is profoundly upsetting. we must free the dogs of the alt-right. first up, their lookalike gallery...

while the leader of the UK's racist, xenophobic UKIP is making a similar face, this big beautiful borker would never imply that the US government is secretly run by the "jewish locA6qA5HWof

this one is actually not a bad match, except this precious pup has all the right in the world to look adorably befuddled. carlson is a "journalist" and shouldn't have been caught so unaware when a guest accused him of defending putin.

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this afghan hound and ann coulter both have long blonde locks, but our canine comrade on the left was *never* in favor of the war in afghanistan and has never been accused of plagiarism.

another beautiful afghan hound, this time with black-tipped ears, an inversion of neo-nazi internet personality baked alaska's signature dark roots + bleached hair look. here's our pal tim making a white power sign & one of his prom pics. so cuKKkG

it's DEFINITELY ok to be white... if you're this gorgeous dog! dick spencer in his GOT promo shot tries to capture the majesty of this dog in the snow, but he's far more at home on stage.

this lil cutie would be right at home in cyndi lauper's purse! youtube personality cassandra fairbanks used to like bernie sanders, but now she likes making white power signs in places our pup over here would rather just pee in (bathrooms, trump's white house)

well. they both have eyes. and are looking at the camera. but this dog, unlike mike cernovich, has never been accused of rape and the only conspiracy theory he thinks might hold some water revolves around some suspicious activity from the cat.

i looked at over a hundred pictures of stefan molyneux and found exactly one of him wearing glasses. bit of a stretch on this one, guys. plus everyone knows dogs aren't dumb enough to call themselves ancaps.

a man must've made these. lauren southern's hair is never curly. and dogs, even if they HAD thumbs, would never make the white power sign.

while they nailed the accessories, i'm CERTAIN this dog doesn't share ben garrison's passion for racist cartoons.

unlike rand paul (who does have similarly-textured hair), this dog absolutely DOES think it is fair to call trump a racist

using afghan hounds for anyone with long blonde hair is starting to feel like cheating, guys.
interestingly, dogs DO support 'alternative facts' (you say it's bath day, i say maybe dogs don't take baths; you say the facts support fewer treats, alternatively: more treats)

to be honest, a husky would overheat inside a set of klan robes. nice try, david duke.

huge goofus, can't use a phone, hates cats... check, check, check. but this shepherd is more obedient, knows more tricks, and hasn't colluded with russia.

james 'mad dog' mattis shares nothing more than the name with dogs. no one, for example, has ever accused this bloodhound of being too eager for armed conflict with iran.

this is profoundly offensive to me. as the mother of two dachshunds, i guarantee you they are NOT afraid to have lunch with a woman nor are they in favor of gay conversion therapy. believe me, they would've tried while i sleep if they were interested.

i couldn't find a picture of mike enoch wearing a hat like this, but i did find him doing a hitler salute & hanging out with david duke! i hope no one explains to this dog that enoch's podcast is called 'the daily shoah' - a fun pun on the daily show, except shoah means holocasCRs

i reached this dog for comment & he said he's still friends with his college roommate, strongly favors unrestricted abortion access, and quite frankly resents the comparison to this blobfish blowhagbLW

no dog has ever tried to sell me nutraceuticals, so this one's no good.

so what's the dog right?
"people with similar right wing beliefs that love dogs decided to start a group to show appreciation for man’s best friend."
they believe the right "has ceded a lot of mediums and institutions that are huge cultural influencesps://t.co/cAm8w2I54r

they want to use dogs & dog memes to bring attention to their cause. i almost can't fault them for this... we're doing something similar over at @DSADogCaucus. difference is, dogs ARE comrades. dogs don't believe in your racist ethnostapMer

using cute dogs to deliver messages of white supremacy is unnerving. it's not just a political message to these people. it's part of their lives, their homes, their families. just like dogs.

as someone whose dogs have an instagram, i'm no stranger to adults posting in their dog's "voice." what i don't usually see on dog instagram is dogs wagging their tails at the prospect of political iHbpmdXyrA4

dogs vs. cats is a common joke on pet social media. the dogs don't usually have guns though.
dogs are cute. guns are not cute.

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unsurprisingly, there are a lot of blondi & hitler posts

(well the entire fucking thing is surprising, but once you're in it, these posts seem right at hoqllO

they truly believe dogs are a symbol that belongs to the white nuclear family. they said as much in their mission statement.

again, unsurprisingly, there is the kind of bigoted language we're come to expect from white supremacists. their ire is not limited to non-white people and jewish people. they have plenty of hate left over for us queer folks!

don't put this on kids or dogs. kids & dogs are not pepes. they are not pepe stans. they are kids & dogs and they aren't racist dihFcvTbRz

i should clarify, the picture seem to have appeared in the opposite order i uploaded them in. the dog should be on the left. the wording still works, though, as this dog IS ON THE LEFT, not the alt-right.