Ok my dear kings... this is a thread of what you should at least know about women before you decide to get into a relationship or marriage. Contrary to popular opinion, females are not as complicated as we have been made to believe.
My eyes bleed whenever I see guys doing certain things all in the name of love or romance. Please you all should stop embarrassing me. Stop falling my hand please. For more than 10,000 years, women have remained the same so they shouldn't be that difficult.
1) First and foremost, guys you need to understand that guys and girls are so different that we do not even speak the same language or think the same way. There is a reason why we love sports and action but they love reality shows,drama and zee world.
2)You must also bear it in mind that getting a girl is the easy part but keeping her happy is where the challenge is.Women want different things at different times & it is impossible for one guy to be able to provide every single thing she wants all the time.Don't kill your self.
3)You need to get used to the fact that females lie a lot. Because of the pressure society put on them to be a certain way, they tend to lie about so many things just so they don't appear loose and irresponsible. What they say and what they do are two different things.
4)Almost all females are insatiable and ungrateful. No matter what you do, the moment you stop doing it or someone comes with a better offer, she forgets about every single thing you've ever done. What you do for your fellow man won't be forgotten, what you do for a girl is free.
5)Forget the fact you think you are always in the mood, women love sex more than you think they do but it can only take the right guy to unlock the hoe in them. There is a hoe in every girl.
6)Women do not argue to make sense, they argue to annoy and win. Don't even bother arguing with her, you will not win. Don't ever argue through chat or call, their mouths and hands run faster than their brains, they will mess you up.
7)They are confused and never know what they want. They will say one thing and mean the other. Do not take what they say too serious.
8)When they are cheating, they are very good at covering their tracks. You don't have to worry about who they talk to and hug in public, be very scared about the guy they claim to hate or avoid in public. There is a thing line b/w love and hate so if they hate someone, be scared.
9)This one is popular. They are moved by what they hear and they hate being told the truth. Once you see them burning with anger or crying, then just know you have hit a very good point. Try as much as possible to be good with words. Will save you a lot of stress and trouble.
10)Please guys, contrary to what they all say about wanting a gentleman, women were never created to like nice guys. It's not their fault, its just who they are. Don't be too nice. They love drama. Don't be too predictable.
11)For people who are complete control freaks, women also love being controlled. Learn to take charge most times. They love men that can stand their ground. Let your yes be yes and your no no. You can compromise once in a while though but like I said before, be unpredictable.
12)This one is also popular. They love gifts and attention. It's been a thing for them since time immemorial.
13)Guys no matter how pretty, rich or confident you are, you must get used to the fact that every girl will not like you. Do all you can and if she still doesn't wanna like you, just bounce. Women love to chase too. If she likes you,she will come after you.
14)2 get a girl most times, u need 2 give her or do something 4 her that she is not used to. A rich girl who has seen it all on the big stage will love you if you go local and natural but a poor girl will mostly be impressed by money. Stop doing the wrong thing 4 d wrong girl.
15)Bro d size of your dick is not your fault. It's mostly hereditary, medical or dietary. Do not kill yourself trying to impress. I have seen a girl cheat on a guy with a huge dick. If it's too deep and loose for you, find yourself another girl that will appreciate your size.
16)Women over analyze every single thing they hear. As much as you have to be good with words, you must also be very careful about the things you say to her coz every single thing you say can and will be used against you. They always remember every detail.
17)Do not try to make so much sense of anything they do. The first rule about women is that nothing they do ever makes sense. It's in their DNA. It's how they have been created to be. Do not think so much about it.
18)When a woman is complaining about something, its because they just love complaining and not coz she wants you to do something about it. If she complains you don't do any job around the house, she will also still complain that you don't let her do her job as a wife and mother.
19)Women love to rant. When she tells you about a problem she is having be it with her friends, family or generally about life, just keep quiet and listen. She isn't telling you so you can tell her what to do, she just wants you to listen to her. They think out Loud.
20)Kings you can only satisfy a girl that wants to be satisfied. If you like do snake in the monkey shadow style or have Monday hammer in between your legs, most times a girl will just not like you. It's normal. Even Jesus had enemies. Respect yourself and move on.
21)They are creatures of emotion & their emotions most times are largely tied 2 their cookie. Do not kill yourself but at least do ur best 2 please her sexually.u hv a haya chance of keeping her if u are at list doing something right in the other room. It's not a guarantee doe.
22)They love compliments. They go through a lot to look good for men. Praise her efforts. Appreciate her for trying.
23)Never make promises you cannot keep. No matter how happy you are, try as much as possible to keep it real. Do not be more than what you are. Don't put yourself under unnecessary pressure.
24)Do not be too weak to apologise or grovel at her feet for every single thing you do. It makes you look weak and they hate it.Most times when she is mad at you, just give her time to cool off.Give her all the space in the world and when she cools off,make peace without apology.
25)They are fault finders. They will make you feel wrong for doing right. Like I said they just love drama so they will make a little issue look big just to create a scene. They just hate boring guys.
26)WOMEN JUST LIKE CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
27)They are very very territorial. They love privacy. There is a reason why a man can't marry and still have his siblings or mother living in the same house. You can't have two captains in a ship. Having two women under one roof is a recipe for disaster.
28)They take things too personal. Just coz she calls you names doesn't mean you can call her names too. It's a trap.
29)If she cares for you, she will argue and rant. Once she stops arguing and ranting to you, trust me she is gone. If she says she is fine or asks you to leave her alone, deep down she is screaming for attention.
30)They are prone to mood swings coz of the stages(puberty, menstruation, ovulation, menopause,pregnancy, etc) they have to go through in life. You are definitely gonna experience different attitudes from her at a particular point in time. Try to be patient and understanding.
31)Do not do every single thing they say, it makes you look weak and they hate it. Women love to feel safe. They feel better knowing fully well they have a man that can protect them. Be the man.
32). They always love testing men. Women always know the right thing to do but they choose to do otherwise just so they can know the way you'll react or the calibre of man they are dating. When it comes to Women, every detail counts.
33)They talk in circles. When something is bugging them, they talk around it. Always let her finish whatever is on her mind. Do not listen to what she is saying, listen to what she is trying to tell you.
34)They have been preparing and imagining their marriage since they were born. Trust me if a girl likes you, she has already planned on how many kids you will both have and how you will both hold hands and die. Their fantasies are something else.
I certainly hope this helps all the guys out there struggling to make their relationship work.
Don't worry ladies, my next thread will be on the things you need to know about guys before getting into marriage/relationship.
We will not be a generation of divorce.
All the best.
Don't worry ladies, my next thread will be on the things you need to know about guys before getting into marriage/relationship.
We will not be a generation of divorce.
All the best.
