1/ You know, I wonder if there is even a glimmer of self-awareness in the minds of my Republican friends that the Cohen story is only at about in the beginning of its first act.
2/ You know after Stormy, it'll be a long chain of other women, and you'll be stuck defending every...single...story.
None of you have the balls to go to him and tell him to confess and get it all out there.
None of you have the balls to go to him and tell him to confess and get it all out there.
3/ You'd rather rub his ho-stank all over your political careers, reveling in service to his Majesty, King Don the Mad.
4/ Get your comms folks write up the talking points now to save time later.
"These new revelations of a <insert number here> payoff to model/escort/actress/reality tv aspirant/adult-film actress <first name lastname> change nothing. My loyalty to King Donald is absolute."
"These new revelations of a <insert number here> payoff to model/escort/actress/reality tv aspirant/adult-film actress <first name lastname> change nothing. My loyalty to King Donald is absolute."
5/ "I ran on a platform of limited government, fiscal responsibility, and family values, and President Trump has never disappointed me, even as a skeezy train of his pathetic affairs followed by payoffs and NDAs has become a constant drumbeat.
6/ "In related news, I am unconcerned by polls showing me 8 back in my R+10 district. Nothing to see here. Move along. MAGA."
