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For guys that want to meet girls at cafes (or even some bar/restaurant settings):

If a GIRL SITS NEAR YOU, and you like her, say "hi" in the first 30 secs. Do it. If you wait longer, and you "want something," she'll feel it... ruins the vibe.

EX #1: This girl (right now): tiny, lovely, slow walk. She ordered something, and then took the seat next to me.

I like her. So I took my headphones out, waited a sec to see if she'd look up, she didn't, I put my hand out (to get her attn), made a comment about her perfume.
> I put my hand out (to get her attn), made a comment about her perfume

That is it (for now). A comment, got a good reaction, then "back to work." We are "on friendly terms" now.

I can "reopen her" later (when I leave, or she leaves), and it'll start "warm."
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1🧵Good morning lads,
do you remember that man in parliament in Germany? That something big is going to happen and that everyone still knows exactly where he was at this moment. My #PrediQtion is: We go back to the #JulianCalendar. Between #Oct4th & #Oct5th (15)
2🧵The original calendar for October 4, 1582. This is the #SWIFT. Q said 10 #darNKess days. He SWITCHED K AND N and that that switch would happen so fast you won't notice. So everyone was already thinking about CERN and that we were all going to walk through the "time machine".
3🧵But we're going back to the original calendar. The Pope then had STOLEN our TIME. Which has confused mankind for hundreds of years. They also say it's going to be #BIBLICAL and gradually it's coming to the surface that this is really the case. In 1582, 10 days disappeared in
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There was a time a freshly graduated urban student from #Karachi 🏙️ (#Pakistan 🇵🇰) upper urban middle class, with an expensive British education, had a real talent for writing fictions and for advertising an expertise...1/20
Photo: Casey Horner
...she did not have thru her re-formulation of trendy topics. Surfing the wave, she considered herself as a #Writer and as a #Consultant.
Unfortunately, nobody in “patriarchal #Pakistan 🇵🇰”, as she says, was ready to hire a young... 2/20
Photo: #BernardGrua @BernardGrua Ramla Akhtar, Postgrowth, @BarfeootRara at Baltit fort, Kari
a young professional #female with no experience for the jobs she was pretending to. Her career disillusions and her unsuccessful personal life caused her severe depressions with more and more frequent mental disorders. 3/20
Photo: #BernardGrua @BernardGrua Ramla Akhtar, Postgrowth, @BarfeootRara at Karakoram mountai
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@sata252 @ArianeTanner1 hör doch auf mit diesem #bullshit #luhmann-speech... das geht schief. damit bekommstu bei @VinzenzWyss ECTS-punkte. aber so geht das nicht.

es ist viel einfacher.

das beispiel #seenotrettung @ArianeTanner1 bringt es auf den punkt. dazu brauchstu keine nikolaus.
@sata252 @ArianeTanner1 @VinzenzWyss 17:29 antidemokratischer journalismus
@sata252 @ArianeTanner1 @VinzenzWyss 17:40 das handwekr von #journalismus

- recherche
- einordnung
- service einer meinungsbildung

(plötzlich ist #meinung wieder was tolles: verweis auf mangelhafte begriffklärung ;-)…
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Something else I find
amusing/sad about fellow Nepalis:

Things you are doing or saying
that few or hardly any Nepali
does or says they find/think/
believe to be "wrong" or "bad"
for no reason other than
d fact few--or no--
fellow Nepalis do or say!

#Nepal #Nepalipan
It's as if like d whole world
of ppl beyond d borders
of #Nepal doing & saying
different things didn't exist
& being a human being
mattered little...
while also wanting d best
education for their children,
both within & beyond
d confines of national, cultural,
& social borders!
To tie that to
something personal...

Nepalis with nowhere near
as much education &/or
life experiences (work in 5
& travel in +30 countries)
have questioned what I’m
doing &/or saying, & have
told me I’ve got it wrong even
abt things they clearly have
little to no idea abt.
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9/gpc Intensity of exposure to Corona virus matters. Which is why all household members get sick if they don't take precautions during home quarantine of one member. It's also why bars, party rooms & public bathrooms are most dangerous.
10/gpc This means we will have to follow the five safety precautions mentioned in first tweet & repeated in 🧵, even after new cases decline(ie for 6-12 months) :
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Did #Triceratops use its #horns for #defense???

Um, #YES, and here is why:
Like most people, I was fascinated with dinosaurs as a kid. Heck, I still am, having 6 books and about 20 or so documentaries on them at home. I have a fascination with these scaled and feathered giants of old, those titans of horn and fang that dominated the earth before God
silenced their roars with a meteor 65 million years ago. Such realities are the stuff from which folklore, mythology and fantasy can derive, a true tale that can spawn the tall tales of tomorrow.

And such tall tales are not the purview of fiction novels.

Now and again,
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