You know how when you get drunk with someone, they instantly become your new best friend? Well, Hungarians invented gemišt (white wine + sparkling water), which is simply one of the best things ever.
Great, you're the new king of Croatia, cheers mate.
Took us centuries to recover from that hangover.)
We've been in a threesome ever since. Or at least until WW1.
And then we moved out, took Slovenia and Bosnia with us, and moved in with Serbia.
Let's just say the divorce was messy.
because we've been in some sort of a union for the last millenium and yeah, we might have a problem, but fuck it, who cares.
Yeah, we've met Sweden.
Took us ages to get ready and, of course, we were the last to arrive, but it feels great to be back with all our friends.