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Oliver🇮🇱 @ApexOliver
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Sometimes when I'm bored, I go on a local sex forum and laugh at the questions. Here are some of them:

"I'm a woman who loves sex, but not with my BF, what's wrong with me?"

"I can't manage to have sex with my wife due to ED, but I function well with my neighbor, what's wrong?"
"Found my husband cheating on me with a trans, is he gay? Is it even cheating?"

"Had anal sex with my BF and he came inside, am I pregnant? (25 y/o)"

"Love my GF but hate having sex with her, is it ok to bang chicks on the side?"
"I work as a prostitute behind my BF's back, he found out and dumped me. WHY ARE MEN SO DOUCHEBAGS ???"

"My BF got fat and lazy so I cheated on him with my gym instructor. I love my BF, how can I fix our relationship??"
"My Boyfriend commented "beautiful" to a girl on Instagram. IS HE CHEATING ON ME?!?"

"I hate my fiance and want to fuck another girl, where should I travel to have sex with other women??"

"Told her I love her on 2nd date, she doesn't reply to my texts anymore, what happened??"
"I can't find a man, what's wrong with me ?!
I am 20 y/o, I look good, but I can't find a partner. not sure what to do!
I don't have male friends, only lesbian friends, and I only hang out at Gay bars. Why can't I find a good man? Is God suggesting I should become a lesbian?"
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"She's too beautiful, I don't stand a chance with her"

What the fuck with this bullshit self-defeating attitude?

Beauty is not an achievement.
Big beats don't make a woman superior to you.

I heard it today and laughed my ass off .

Don't be a worthless loser.
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