Every single child in my home: "Mom, look at this! Mom, can you help me? Mom, isn't this funny? Mom, let me explain in detail the structure of my current imaginary world."
Every single child in my home: *goes back to playing quietly*
Every single child in my home: "Mom, I forgot to tell you about this other thing! Mom, he's pushing me. Mom, she started it. Mom, I need your help again!"
I'm not even exaggerating. How do they know???