beginning: we pan over some stock footage of a farm. VO:
my story begins in a humble farm house in the year 1729. i was born hungry. i was born..........hillary
man: hillary clinton, you are a child. but i can already tell, you are bad and will never do politics
me (playing hillary at 16): but papa says politics are for boys. he wants me to focus.........on the eight ninja disciplines
VO: later, i would learn bill was not the only man who could do that
bill: hillary clinton, i am not ready for the big debate. it's to decide who is president. i want ti to be me and not richard nixon
hillary: i have tried on your suit and i have a plan. tomorrow, i will be you
bill: hillary clinton, you are my wife
bill: i thought we were busted when that baby came out of you
hillary: no bill. we got away with it. and i will name our baby chelsea manning clinton
bill: i don't care about that
hillary: there is a poltergeist in the lincoln bedroom
bill: oh brother!!
hillary: the real work of being president is women's work. done in silent. done in darkness. bill clinton will never have the stomach for the work i do tonight
hillary: will you take wine
obama: no. one of the eight ninja disciplines is knowing where poison is, and i have mastered them all
hillary: yes. i would
obama: *pulls back drape* i call it........ a drone
hillary: oh my
obama: it entrances you, doesn't it