CNN: Trump subservient to Putin
ABC: Russian agent infiltrates NRA
FOX: YARRRRRRRGH BENGHAZI SHARIA MUSLIMS MS-13 DEEP STATE ANTIFA IMMIGRANTS HILLARY HILLARY HILLARY BOOGA BOOGA
R: You’re just mad you lost the election
CAN PARDON MYSELF, BUT WHY WOULD I DO THAT? HA HA HA! I’M NOT GUILTY OF ANYTHING! BUT JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR, I ABSOLUTELY CAN PARDON MYSELF
D: He sounds like he might be guilty of something
R: Oh, you’re just brainwashed by the media