1) Time to put this Jamal Cashdongle bullshit to rest once and for all. I’m sick of the complete and utter lack of logic and reasoning being displayed.
2) To start with, the core issue: Turkey is the one spinning the narrative, and it is being pushed by Qatari and Iranian journoperatives. Why? Because the Saudi-US-Israeli alliance is an EXISTENTIAL THREAT to these Islamic National Socialist asswipes.
3) ALL OF THIS required that you believe Erdogan, the leading jailer of dissenting journalists, not only gives a flying fuck about another... well, the dude wasn’t even a journalist, Jamal Castlemania was a professional opinion writer, at best
4) Anyways, you have to believe that Erdogan not only gives a flying fuck about a semiprofessional inkshitter, but that he’s telling the truth.
5) Fact: the list Turkey released of the alleged Saudi killers? Half of them were dead or didn’t exist.
Fact: the stories around the Apple Watch are demonstrably false, fingerprint scanner or the dumbassed recording story, take your fucking pick.
Fact: the stories around the Apple Watch are demonstrably false, fingerprint scanner or the dumbassed recording story, take your fucking pick.
6) Turkey’s evidence? The videos and the audio? Not released. In that they don’t exist. Period. No secret wiring of the embassy, they don’t exist PERIOD.
Or did you suddenly start believing anonymous sources familiar with the investigation? Haven’t you seen the #FudgeRule?!
Or did you suddenly start believing anonymous sources familiar with the investigation? Haven’t you seen the #FudgeRule?!
7) Finally, the premise of the story is fucking insane. As in, you have to be crazy or stupid to believe it.
8) What do I mean by the premise? That Jamal Kushandcocaine was killed inside the Saudi embassy or consulate or whatever.
You have to have gone Hannibal Lecter on your own brain and started scooping it out to make a soufle in order to think that’s remotely possible.
You have to have gone Hannibal Lecter on your own brain and started scooping it out to make a soufle in order to think that’s remotely possible.
9) You have to believe that a: MbS gave a fuck about some bitch ass WaComPost opinion writer that ran from Saudi Arabia like a bitch.
b: That this was some happy go lucky naive journalist. His Uncle was one of the gunrunners tied into Iran Contra. He comes from dirty $
b: That this was some happy go lucky naive journalist. His Uncle was one of the gunrunners tied into Iran Contra. He comes from dirty $
10) c: That MbS was SO INFURIATED by opinion articles that were read by MAYBE a few bored socialists in California and New York that he posted a professional interrogation, torture, and hit squad in his consulate just WAITING in case Jamal ContraDickTheseNuts wandered in.
11) That simply waiting for someone who knew he was a wanted fucking fugitive for his opinion pieces that were such zingers MbS’s beard might have rustled slightly eventually paid off and they interrogated, THEN tortured, THEN killed him, keeping it all top secret!
12) Because, let me tell you, if I wanted to kill someone and really make an example out of him for writing mean things about me, I would definitely wait in the LAST place he would go with a team of professional killers. And then hide him completely. That’ll show the media.
13) Oh, but those pesky Turkish security guards that guard the embassy foiled everything! How foolish to... try and murder a dude... in the embassy... right in front of turkish security and possibly squeamish consulate workers. >.>
14) Can you NOT understand how retarded all this sounds?
Oh, and btw, that girlfriend?
Well, someone went and proved the photo of her and Jamal Casablumpkin was photoshopped.
They were suspended randomly sometime in the past 2 days after revealing this.
Oh, and btw, that girlfriend?
Well, someone went and proved the photo of her and Jamal Casablumpkin was photoshopped.
They were suspended randomly sometime in the past 2 days after revealing this.
15) The link is a reply to the now disappeared post.
HMMMMM.
I wonder, who would mass report somebody pointing out this magical girlfriend of his that spawned this whole clusterfuck may be full of shit?
Couldn’t be the Iranians. They NEVER try to mass report opposition.
HMMMMM.
I wonder, who would mass report somebody pointing out this magical girlfriend of his that spawned this whole clusterfuck may be full of shit?
Couldn’t be the Iranians. They NEVER try to mass report opposition.
16) So let’s recap, shall we?
Even CNN agrees with me the apple watch story is bullshit. Yeah. Exactly.
Even CNN agrees with me the apple watch story is bullshit. Yeah. Exactly.
17) Erdogan has produced neither a video nor audio. Just anonymous spooge socks refashioned as puppets claiming to journalists the video and audio exist, much like Trump’s mythical racist apprentice tapes and the video of him having Russian hookers pee on a bed.
18) And the GF, who may or may not actually be this fuckers GF, is the source of the yarn that he never left the consulate. The GF photoshopped into A picture of him, not multiple, A picture.
19) Because of the MOST PATIENT AND INEFFICIENT MURDER SQUAD EVER waiting inside the consulate to interrogate, then torture, then kill him with no one else in the building hearing. To make an example out of him. An example no one would ever see or find out about.
20) Oh, and Erdogan, one of the worlds top dictators for jailing dissenting journalists, gives a fuck about a journalist and ran over to the Saudis to demand justice for a dead journalist who’s dead you got it if you say otherwise you must be mossad or a saudi apologist or w/e
21) I honestly don’t know what to feel more insulted over.
That our enemies think Americans are so dumb they’d believe this shit...
Or that apparently they’re right.
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That our enemies think Americans are so dumb they’d believe this shit...
Or that apparently they’re right.
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