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Vincent Schilling @VinceSchilling
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Ok - the latest #SchillingHousehold update;

It's not the first - and certainly won't be the last ... This is a hashtag you definitely want to follow.

The lovely @DelSchilling found her raisin that was lost.

Later, a high-pitched scream filled my ear.

I will now explain.
For about a day & a half, Del told me she was distressed.
She was eating #organic raisins, then said she was worried because she lost one.

She searched everywhere. not wanting a sticky raisin to mess up the couch where she watches TV.

Yes, I was enlisted to help in the search.
I had no luck. Del kept talking about her worries. She even woke me up late at night to tell me she didn't see it STILL.

She was perplexed & had no idea.

"Where could he be?" she asked. "Was he sad? alone? worried?"

I told her not to worry. She found it.

It was in her bra.
Her bra.

The long lost raisin was in her bra.

Yeah.

After the raisin was found, There's this #SchillingHousehold oriented story (for your tweet-reading enjoyment)

Del emitted a high-pitched scream caused my ear to ring.

I am not exaggerating.

My ear is still ringing.
She was in the kitchen and I hear the water running.

She tells me, "HONEY! You need to LOOK AT THIS!"

I walked in and looked in the sink, Del had a look of complete horror on her face.

She was pointing at the floor.

It was some kind of crumb or something.

I looked closer.
She said "Oh my GOD, I think it's an EARWIG CARCASS!!"

I looked closer. It was a small teeny tiny kernel of corn.

As I looked closer, my ear went next to her mouth as she screamed so loud & high-pitched my eyes watered and right ear rang.

I said "Del, it a small corn kernel."
I put it in the sink.

My ear is still ringing.

Del still thinks it was a dead earwig carcass.
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