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Vincent Schilling @VinceSchilling
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Ok - the latest #SchillingHousehold update;

It's not the first - and certainly won't be the last ... This is a hashtag you definitely want to follow.

The lovely @DelSchilling found her raisin that was lost.

Later, a high-pitched scream filled my ear.

I will now explain.
For about a day & a half, Del told me she was distressed.
She was eating #organic raisins, then said she was worried because she lost one.

She searched everywhere. not wanting a sticky raisin to mess up the couch where she watches TV.

Yes, I was enlisted to help in the search.
I had no luck. Del kept talking about her worries. She even woke me up late at night to tell me she didn't see it STILL.

She was perplexed & had no idea.

"Where could he be?" she asked. "Was he sad? alone? worried?"

I told her not to worry. She found it.

It was in her bra.
Her bra.

The long lost raisin was in her bra.


After the raisin was found, There's this #SchillingHousehold oriented story (for your tweet-reading enjoyment)

Del emitted a high-pitched scream caused my ear to ring.

I am not exaggerating.

My ear is still ringing.
She was in the kitchen and I hear the water running.

She tells me, "HONEY! You need to LOOK AT THIS!"

I walked in and looked in the sink, Del had a look of complete horror on her face.

She was pointing at the floor.

It was some kind of crumb or something.

I looked closer.
She said "Oh my GOD, I think it's an EARWIG CARCASS!!"

I looked closer. It was a small teeny tiny kernel of corn.

As I looked closer, my ear went next to her mouth as she screamed so loud & high-pitched my eyes watered and right ear rang.

I said "Del, it a small corn kernel."
I put it in the sink.

My ear is still ringing.

Del still thinks it was a dead earwig carcass.
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