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TIME Person of the Year: Ariana Grande

Just think about it. Swivel it around a bit. Let it grow on you.
Folks.... this is a joke. Let's take it down about a million notches. Good lord. I sometimes forget that Twitter is where a sense of humor goes to die.
Holy shit, the replies. Is everyone okay? Do y'all need a hug? I know it's been a rough month, but we still know how to joke, right?
*wipes brow*

I've been working over a hot stove all day cooking up these ridiculous jokes, and this is how I'm repaid? I AM NOT APPRECIATED.
TIME Person of the Year: My Ass

It’s well-rounded, principled, and inspires people.
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Every rational adult who's from the south knows the only generic name for any carbonated, sugary beverage--regardless of brand--is "coke".
"Hey, can you grab me a coke?"

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper"

"Got it."
I saw you liked this tweet, @DrPepper, and I want to assure you that I can be bribed for marketing on my account with several cases of Dr. Pepper.
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If you had told me a plot point of a movie was the villain attempting to ruin the career of an elected official by showing a video of them quite capably recreating the dance from “The Breakfast Club” in college, I’d have assumed it was some really bad Disney Channel flick.
Like... a kids movie where the villain is written like a 2x4 plank to the head in crayola.
The end of the movie is a big musical number and features Ally Sheedy—whom the producers have ironically cast as the villain in a wink to adult viewers—experiencing a redemption arc and leading the cast in a group dance.
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I can honestly say this has been the most productive year of my life, by far, and I'm really proud of that. I wrote a *lot* of things, but here are three things I wrote for which I'm most proud. (very short thread)
In April, I had this exchange with some transphobic religious folks, and the moment became something that has meant a lot to me.

In August, I got upset over a lot of the ageism I've seen seeing toward older folks, so I wrote this.

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“We are deeply sorry we enabled a serial rapist to prey on poor Black girls and infect them with HIV...but why isn’t anyone talking about all the good we’ve done?” morethanme.org
this horrible story here. features.propublica.org/liberia/unprot…
TL;DR version: a white woman from NJ starts a school for girls in one of Liberia’s most impoverished communities, despite having no background in edu or int’l development. She quickly becomes a darling of the TedTalk/U.S philanthropy circuit — even a Time Person of The Year. 1/x
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some dixie defenders here in the gallery at the richmond city council meeting tonight. they’re expected to vote on whether or not to ask the legislature to allow the city to decide what to do about the confederate monuments.

wtvr.com/2018/10/08/ric…
to be clear: this isn’t a vote on what to actually DO about the monuments, just to ask the state for permission to decide locally.
my enthusiasm for municipal government is surpassed only by my hatred of monuments to white supremacy.
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MEDIA OUTLETS: "Donald Trump is legitimising North Korea."

Also the media:

edition.cnn.com/2018/02/10/asi…
Newsweek:

"Art of the Deal: Is Kim Jong Un Beating Trump at His Own Game?"

newsweek.com/2018/05/25/kim…
CNBC:

"A leading Korea expert says the Trump-Kim meeting should be canceled" [because Trump is not prepared]

cnbc.com/2018/04/03/don…
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1) I’ve re-written the start of this tweet storm 5/6 different ways, but it ends up the same: the #NXVIM cult has so many separate lines of inquiry that it’s too early to really understand it. But some themes are starting to emerge, please follow along.

#Qanon #TheStorm @POTUS
2) This is going to be disjointed, stick with me and join in because I think this story lays themes & foundations for what’s going on in elite circles for sex trafficking & may even touch at the edges of things more devilish. Oddities and observations...

#MAGA #TheStormIsHere
3) Building a picture of what this cult is, the first oddity? Being based in Albany, NY. Albany? Then I started to consider why. Albany is the seat of the NY government, and deeply tied to NYC, where a lot of elite people live; have certain proclivities.

news.littlesis.org/2009/06/09/the…
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#Cryptocurrency is readily admissible evidence re: a host of felonies. But no one may have stated how much more it can do or how easily. Until now.

.@ericgarland .@counterchekist .@911CORLEBRA777 @20committee @thespybrief @patribotics @gametheorytoday .@FBI .@NSAGov @GCHQ
1st, some basics. #Cryptocurrencies create a permanent, online record of each transaction, arguably the most easily tracked exchanges on Earth. But law enforcement shut down multiple #Darknet auction sites even before that was common knowledge. .@FBI .@NSAGov
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Our new national poll finds 53% of voters think Donald Trump should resign in response to sexual harassment allegations against him, 42% think he should stay in office: publicpolicypolling.com/polls/voters-t…
53% of voters believe the sexual harassment accusations against Trump, only 31% think they aren't true: publicpolicypolling.com/polls/voters-t…
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