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James Barisic 🇪🇺 #FBPE @jamesmb
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I'll give it a bash. It's not as if anyone else has a clue so I'm sure I'll not go down as the worst PM in history.
By the way, John Major is the new DPM and Foreign Secretary. There's no time to waste.
And @sarahwollaston is the new Health Secretary.

With @BenPBradshaw as Secretary of State for Trade (which is back to being a single department).

More appointments as I decide them.
I'm making @Anna_Soubry Chief Whip because she's both got the country's best interests at heart and is also scary AF when riled.
On the suggestion of @MatthewPWoods, @edvaizey has been appointed to his old job as Secretary of State for Culture et al.
On the recommendation of @CarolineMadBad, I’m appointing @LaylaMoran is the new Education Secretary.
On the suggestion of @SICrecords, I am appointing @CarolineLucas as Environment Secretary. I will be introducing a new law that all proposed legislation will be subject to a comprehensive environmental audit & any failing the audit will not be able to be moved in Parliament.
I am appointing #DominicGrieve as Home Secretary.
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Ok, it's time to address this idea that #FBPE is an anti-Corbyn-focused organisation.
It has become an increasingly popular trope of the pro-Corbyn, Momentum cult that #FBPE is out to get them.
A favourite way to undermine #FBPE by the #Corbyn/#Momentum crowd is to suggest that it is a being controlled by the right or 'shady billionaires' (which historians of World War II will remember is a nod towards Jewish money).
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About a million years ago, I paid in to a pension for about ten minutes. Each year, @AvivaUK send me a statement of what I can look forward to.
They also tell me how much @AvivaUK's charges are and how much my pot went up by...
All I'm saying, @AvivaUK is that it's possible that your advice is rubbish and that, if you cost me over £100 a year in losses and charges, there will be zero pension by the time a retire.

You'll be alright, though.

And I suppose that is what counts.
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A quick message to all children (including adult ones!) of alcoholic parents

Christmas Day is going to be difficult. There's no way round that. But Santa gave you an immense gift - the ability to survive. #joinin #IAmCOA #COA @NacoaUK
You aren't responsible for your parent's drinking or the things they've said and done while drunk. Their issues aren't yours. They have to fight their own demons. You cannot help.

Be there for YOU.

#joinin #IAmCOA #COA @NacoaUK
You will get through today. You WILL.

If you can, put them to the back of your mind and enjoy everything around you. If you can't avoid them, give yourself as much space as possible.

#joinin #IAmCOA #COA @NacoaUK
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@HNIJohnMiller @drawandstrike 2) But is also causes him to say/tweet things that give his enemies ammunition when the less bumpy road would be to ignore. Make no mistake, he cares what people think of him, Yugely. In many ways, he is no different than any of us.
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Diff. will be closer to 10% in Nov when uncertainty from polls is ⬇️. Redraw is a very big deal.

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1. Here goes. Most people missed out on this major Bloomberg exclusive. See why what happened today, happened?
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Ah, yes, ISIS being the JV team
A statement by then-President Obama, and supported by Hillary Clinton in November 2015

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Riiiiiight before another major ISIS offensive in Northern Iraq. This is back when they had 40k+ fighters and still controlled Mosul and Raqqa, keep in mind.
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