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Wow. I've been harassed online before, but @teemedlin- I have no idea who you are, nor was I at a conference/meet-up/event w/ you 4 days ago. Lying about this is next level- also, ++ photo is from my @NewCo article I published years ago/from a conference 3 years ago. Get a life. 
Seriously, @teemedlin why on Earth would you post this? I'll wait.
This is fucking unreal, dude.
What. The. Fuck.
The only positive here.
🗞️📰 Breaking News: Either This Man Is Trash, or He Built a Time Machine And Alternate Universe Where I'd Be Social at a Happy Hour 📰🗞️
Please, @teemedlin, explain yourself.
Please, @teemedlin, explain yourself.
Would really like an explanation of your employee's behavior @ABBgroupnews @ABB_CEO 🤔
Wow, ok. This ++ @kylie_robison's detective work. This is insane.
Ok, stepping away from Twitter to calm down 😑😤 In the meantime, enjoy this typo (also, nice try hashtagging @TechCrunch @teemedlin- maybe they'll interview me about how insane this is?!?) :
HOLY SHIT- THE 👏 PLOT 👏 HAS 👏 THICKENED
OMG I LOVE MY INTERNET FRIENDS- WHAT IN THE 😦😳 @jpp123:
AAHHHHHHHHH NO 💀💀💀⚰️🦇👻:
I SIMPLY CANNOT 😵🧐👽🚀⚰️ @Sethrogen 😂😂💀
YA BOI HAS A PINTEREST BOARD WITH HIS BFF MIT ROMNEY 🤧🤠🤯😨😂🤣😥😣😫💀👻⚰️
#BLESSED 😶🤨
Ok wow this is fascinating, and reminds me of a doc I saw on Netflix in college about a woman who lied about surviving 9/11 and leading a survivors group. She lied about her husband, everything. 😳 Would recommend m.imdb.com/title/tt211449…
I HAVE PERISHED- THIS KEEPS GOING 🤯 🕵🏼♀️@kylie_robison
OMG yes!! This happened when I worked for @benparr at Zirtual!! techcrunch.com/2012/08/28/tal…
AAAHHHHHAHAAAAAHAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO JULY 2015 🤯🤣😂😭😳🕵🏼♀️. WHAT IN THE
But like, if you ever have imposter syndrome, bookmark this thread? ⭐
Night fam. Forever mood after this haunting journey through the Oregon Trail of the internet:
Also, if you want to go full circle on where this thread/photo all began 😳👍 👉: “What It’s Like to Be a Woman at a Tech Conference” link.medium.com/kNHrT0OppT
I always expected that at a certain point in my career as a #womanintech I'd get a stalker... not be accused of being one... using a somewhat viral photo of me from 3 years ago 🤔🤔🤔
Ok, it's been pointed out that his dog's name is Chloe (likely a coincidence- many dogs/babies are named Chloe these days). Here's some legit sleuthing from @nicolewashere84 🕵🏼♀️🔎🧐
Just a reminder that folks like this exist in the wild. I did musical theatre with a grown man who claimed he was selling a pilot to Paramount (his photos "on the lot" were from Google image search), lied about auditions, & faked cancer. Then he started posting MY jokes as his.😳
Wow- this has been a JOURNEY. Shout-out to all my internet detectives. Cheers @teemedlin. 🥂 I'll post more interesting updates in this thread if I have any. 🕵🏼♀️
I think the biggest lesson we've all learned is to not believe everything you see online. Also, to not fuck with me 💅
I think the biggest lesson we've all learned is to not believe everything you see online. Also, to not fuck with me 💅
I've now gotten several DMs from folks who know/went to high school with/we're neighbors with Tee. So throw out all our AI/bot/ML theories, y'all. 😳
AHHHHHH 😂😭😭 THE INTERNET CHLO-ARMY IS SO STRONG. YALL. I CAN'T ⚰️ #ChloArmy 🎀
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You changed your Instagram handle last night, so I think you've known about me before this morning... Now please explain your Facebook posts dating back several years 🤔
Hey all- I have blocked him on Twitter since I'm very creeped out 😳 In the meantime, I'm wearing this appropriate sweatshirt today:
Please stop DMing/tweeting "it's probably a bot" or "maybe he got hacked". Myself, and many of the folks who helped sleuth this work in tech and are very familiar with AI/ML. Though innovation is happening at a rapid rate, technology has yet to get this far. 👩🏼💻
Oh wow- a new development from @mastef 😳🐰⚫: ourluckyhat.com
I blocked him, but thanks for these updates fam + @ashleymcnamara. This is WILD. The Darth Vader profile pick is an interesting choice 😳
Oh wow. Update from @damnedcanasian 🕵️♀️
This is getting insane 😳 (🎨: @realpaulrichard) lol jk
but I'm still getting DMs from folks who went to high school with/know this guy. The rabbit hole is vast and infinite on this dude... 🐰⚫
but I'm still getting DMs from folks who went to high school with/know this guy. The rabbit hole is vast and infinite on this dude... 🐰⚫
Ok fam- going offline for the night. This just keeps getting deeper and deeper than I think we ever imagined... updates tomorrow AM (if any). I promise at the very least that I'll confirm I am safe. 😳
Hey fam- u up? (thanks @zerospree ++ others) 🕵🏼♀️😳🐰⚫:
For those asking if the blog is real (🕵🏼♀️: @damnedcanasian):
Gooooooood morning friends! It's a beautiful day to visit the police station and file a report! 👮♀️👮♂️🚔🚨
Some quick updates 👇:
1️⃣ I have too many notifications/dms to count and can't respond to all of them- sorry
2️⃣ No, @netflix or @blackmirror has not contacted me 😂 you can stop asking
3️⃣ Don't be his friend---- (oops, sorry, bad @DUALIPA joke)
4️⃣ Write up from me coming soon
1️⃣ I have too many notifications/dms to count and can't respond to all of them- sorry
2️⃣ No, @netflix or @blackmirror has not contacted me 😂 you can stop asking
3️⃣ Don't be his friend---- (oops, sorry, bad @DUALIPA joke)
4️⃣ Write up from me coming soon
Went to the police station with @tsmith to file a report. Cop seemed somewhat confused, esp when I mentioned a wax statue of @Sethrogen 😳👍
Learning a lot about our legal system+how almost everything needs to be done in person/paper (vs. online). This should be easier.
It should be easier to get a restraining order/4 social media apps remove someone who lied about ur own photo and claimed to 🏌️w/ a wax @Sethrogen 😐
It should be easier to get a restraining order/4 social media apps remove someone who lied about ur own photo and claimed to 🏌️w/ a wax @Sethrogen 😐
🚨 WAIT WAIT 🚨 Y'ALL. THE TIMESTAMP ON THIS ALERT IS 1/9. NONE OF THIS STARTED HAPPENING UNTIL THE EVENING OF 1/11 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
WHAT IN THE- THE 👏 PLOT 👏.
WHAT IN THE- THE 👏 PLOT 👏.
✍️👩🏼💻 Wrote about my experience with this wild rollercoaster on @Medium, please enjoy: medium.com/@chloecondon/w…
P.S. No one is allowed to say "pics or it didn't happen" to me EVER again. 😂😭😐😑😳
