THREAD.
Everyone involved in this discovery was shocked. Other people might as well have told me there were no apples in apple pie. I might as well have said that I put motor oil in a cake. 2/
1. It's called coffee cake.
3/
1. It doesn't taste like coffee.
2. Lots of food are named after things that aren't in them.
3. You eat coffee cake WITH coffee.
5/
For the sake of everyone are trying to learn this language, and can't bear another I-before-E-except-after-C-but-never-trust-coffee “rule.” 17/
#coffreecake.
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