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First off: Not gonna happen.
Second off: FUCK YOUR FEAR.
What in the past 2 years of dumbassed punditry has given you ANY indication that the fearmongering fucktards are right in saying Trump will deploy troops to start a new war? Its called pattern recognition. Get some.
Second off: FUCK YOUR FEAR.
What in the past 2 years of dumbassed punditry has given you ANY indication that the fearmongering fucktards are right in saying Trump will deploy troops to start a new war? Its called pattern recognition. Get some.
“ERMAGERD TRUMP GONNA CAUSE WAR WITH NORTH KOREA!” Nope.
“IRAN WAR GONNA HAPPEN!” Nope.
“SHOOTS MISSILES IN SYRIA MAKE BAD WAR!” Lolnope.
“MISSILES AND AIRSTRIKES THIS TIME DEFINITELY SYRIA BAD WAR!” Still nope.
Newsflash: we’re the most powerful military by leaps and bounds
“IRAN WAR GONNA HAPPEN!” Nope.
“SHOOTS MISSILES IN SYRIA MAKE BAD WAR!” Lolnope.
“MISSILES AND AIRSTRIKES THIS TIME DEFINITELY SYRIA BAD WAR!” Still nope.
Newsflash: we’re the most powerful military by leaps and bounds
Our military is so strong we made the joke about the iraqi commander saying that the marine lied and that there were 2 marines come to life when a PLATOON of US special forces wiped out an entire Russian combined arms battalion.
Our military is so insanely powerful that just the mere mention of one of our branches maybe possibly moving into a general area causes all other militaries to outright fucking run, see the Russian Navy in the Mediterranean.
“BUT BUT BUT THE CHINESE HAVE ANTI SATTELITE MISSILES!” No, those are their moon rockets. Those dumbasses can’t figure out how to get their astronauts off the moon (forreal, chinese bodies litter the moon, its terrifying) so they’re converting their chinadong rockets to missiles.
Have y’all figured out I’m on a bourbon bender yet?!?
Yeah, military force is on the table when it comes to Venezuela. In that when we’re sitting across the table from Venezuela’s government and military leaders, after taking away all their leader’s stolen millions, there’s a plastic model of a tank with the barrel pointed at them
“So we can negotiate, or we can ‘negotiate’. Your call assholes,” Bolton says as he strokes the tank like a pet cat.
I don’t care what mythical dwarven metal your testicles are made of. Nobody stares down that moustache as he’s petting a scale model of an M1-A2 Abrams and keeps their composure. No fucking way.
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