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Now proudly (?) presenting the #BrexitValentines suite...
We start with the Government's valentine to the EU:
We have strayed
But want to remain lovers
Maintain frictionless trade
And also make deals with others
Let’s end the mess
You just say yes
We start with the Government's valentine to the EU:
We have strayed
But want to remain lovers
Maintain frictionless trade
And also make deals with others
Let’s end the mess
You just say yes
The no-deal #BrexitValentine
Let’s not get the blues
Trapped by tariffs that are the EUs
We have all the tools
To prosper under WTO rules
Let’s not get the blues
Trapped by tariffs that are the EUs
We have all the tools
To prosper under WTO rules
The soft-Brexit EEA #BrexitValentine
Best of friends
Even when the marriage ends
Let’s avoid accusations
Keep close trading relations
Maintain regulations
It’ll reap dividends
Best of friends
Even when the marriage ends
Let’s avoid accusations
Keep close trading relations
Maintain regulations
It’ll reap dividends
Finally the remainer #BrexitValentine (the Labour Party are still compositing their valentine)
We thought we’d go
Just say adios
But we were too close
The damage too gross
Let’s stay together
Whatever the weather
Remain and reform
With relations warm
We thought we’d go
Just say adios
But we were too close
The damage too gross
Let’s stay together
Whatever the weather
Remain and reform
With relations warm
I now, you will be pleased to learn, retire from any attempt at poetry for another year.
PS I'm keeping an eye out for whether I get more likes for the #TradeValentines or my retirement from active poetry for another year - fairly equal so far
