Thread by @mydeji247

News: Terrorist Attack Borno.
Me:Sai Baba!

News:Herdsmen Kill Benue Farmers.
Me:Eeeeyah.

News:Gunmen kidnap 100 Girls in Zamfara.
Me:I wish them safe return.

News:Blogger Arrested by DSS
Me:Let them hire a Lawyer.

News:2,000 Employees Sacked
Me:Let them apply for Npower.

My Mother told me that whatever you sow, you shall reap.
My Mother told me that as you lay your bed, so shall you lay on it.

This is the official end of my National Commentary. Let me concentrate on my PhD programme. I wish you all the best. 😂😁😁😁😂🤣🤣🤣

News: Traffic Jam is killing them in Lagos. Apapa Road is Blocked.
Me: Make una go back to village. Dem pursue una comot?

Please add your own jare.....🤣🤣😂😂😂

Proverbs 1:26-28

26. I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

27. When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

RT for the ignorant ones. The Bible is complete!

28. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me.

Not one jot of God's word will fail to come to pass.

I however want to use this medium to encourage ALL Non-Buharist to help each other where they can, if they can prove themselves.

Addendum: My mum told me that she could no longer afford to buy Cerelac for me immediately Buhari seized power in the 80s. So she resorted to grinding corn and groundnut. This is the main reason why my Elder Brother brother is taller than me.
Since then, I dey fear that Man.

@BamideleJames5 can confirm this. 😁😂😂😂😂😂

You people should follow me oh.
I intend to form a National Movement in the not-too-distant-future.

Thanks.