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Ian Dunt
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Yeah it'll definitely work this time.
THE MALTHOUSE COMPROMISE. Shit why didn't anyone think about this before.
Hear me out lads hear me out, we'll dream up some magical flying cameras and then get the EU to accept they exist and can be operational by the end of next week, and then it'll be fine.
Attach the cameras to the unicorn. Power them with the rainbows.
Kickstarter for a door to hell to open underneath any politician who uses the words 'Malthouse compromise' without irony.
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The Face, when I was growing up, was like this little door into London on the shelf of the local newsagent in my hometown. theguardian.com/fashion/2019/a…
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The Brexiters' rearguard defence against a long Article 50 extension has fallen apart politics.co.uk/blogs/2019/04/…
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May is assuring people that the government will lay an order for the European elections next week - and then hope they can cancel it later.
Together with Lidington letter to Electoral Commission on preparation and Juncker etc ruling out short extension, suggests a no-deal trap increasingly unlikely.
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