Googlers stare in horror.
It turns out Google has a very different culture than Oracle, and there's an adjustment period after a couple of decades. #GoogleNext19
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I have $5 on "Serverless, AI, and Pets." #GoogleNext19
Citing $13 billion spent this year on datacenters in the US.
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He's right, AWS. CloudTrail's latency is such that you may as well send me the logs via postcard.
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I'm not trying to start a war, but here in the #GoogleNext19 press section I see iPhones almost universally.
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I have many, many questions about methodology--there were *zero* global service outages for AWS that I'm aware of. There was at least one global GCP rolling outage.
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You really need to bound that with "Google Cloud" or your byzantine privacy policies are going to hang you.
I have to say that quietly so my thermostat doesn't report it back to Google. #GoogleNext19
That said, one screw-up and everything he just said becomes a lie, and irreparably damages the GCP brand (and potentially looks like securities fraud).
That's a hell of a bet. #GoogleNext19
The migration may be awesome, but I really want to hear what migrating out of it onto traditional SQL Server looks like. It it possible, or is this a one-way door?
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If it's any good, that means that Azure's will be the third best option for managed AD in public cloud, which is just painfully sad.
Please get it together, Microsoft.
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NO! This stuff is complex! If someone in the audience doesn't get it, you just made them feel like idiots!
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NOTE TO AWS: If you try something like this with WorkDocs I will roast you so hard you'll think you were a leg of lamb. WorkDocs has no customers, it wouldn't work!
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Disabling this feature will cost $15 a month per user.
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If you don't use any of those services, bask for a moment in how very fortunate you are to have your current job. #GoogleNext19
NOT AGAIN!
You had Hangouts there. Then you killed it. And Allo. And Meet. And now it's Chat, and it's back in GMail?!
Do I look stupid?! #GoogleNext19
Wait. voice.google.com? The GrandCentral thing I've used for many years? That was Beta?
That has a future?! Is @monkchips right--was I dosed with something this morning?!
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"Because we all thought you were about to deprecate it on stage, Google. Have you met yourselves?"
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But the several second "loading of a sharing screen" was very true to life.
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Okay...
My cynical side tells me this is to shore up cloud revenues. #GoogleNext19
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"We spend a lot of time thinking about drowning, and the constant barrage of notifications aligned with this."
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And now a partnership with Accenture, formerly best known for airport ads and leaving client data unsecured in S3 buckets.
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"These are big boring companies speaking corporate language." YES. YES THEY ARE. THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT! THIS MESSAGING IS NOT FOR YOU!
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