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Hello from Trump Tower! I had some time to kill in NYC and stopped by this very small @realdonaldtrump-branded store in the lobby. 
@realDonaldTrump They’re still selling $22 soap with the White House on the box. BUT...
When you open the box, the soaps that were once wrapped in the White House are now...naked.
The Trump scented candle also shows the White House, but just a bit. It’s discreet.
This might be why the soaps are naked: in 2017, Trump Org said it would not reference “the office of the presidency” to make $.
Also for sale: this oddly suggestive Trump bear. Where is he going, that he needs only a bathrobe, a bow tie and a pile of gold bullion?
I think the idea was “Spa-going bear plus chocolate=fun gift for the lady in yr life.” But in practice...
Also available: “bath bombs” with the President’s name on them. But wait...
This disclaimer...
Final Trump product in our showcase: this “Charlie Dog.” Just a dog with a ribbon around its neck that says “Trump.” $35.
