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it's traditional for the youngest child in attendance to read the Mueller report
"if the report did not find collusion but did not reach a finding on obstruction of justice"
"dayenu"
"dayenu"
for some reason I now have this mental image of Barr and Rosenstein making all the reporters at the presser pass around the little dishes of parsley and salt water before they'll say anything about the report and of course it's taking FOREVER
"here, I have the findings of the report, which offers no conclusion as to whether the Trump campaign...slaughtered the ox that drank the water that doused the fire that burned the stick that beat the dog that bit the cat that ate the kid that father bought for two zuzim?"
"or something like that...for some reason it's in aramaic?"
the report is live! tinyurl.com/yyxa4o73
