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I’m trying to raid my kids’ Easter baskets now that they’d finally asleep but they ate all the good flavored jelly beans already and honestly I’m pretty steamed right now
From now on there will be a rule in this household that you save the red and orange jelly beans for dad. Everything I do for this family and here I am stuck with purple and green. Unbelievable.
Of course I could just buy my own bag of jelly beans but candy tastes better when you steal it from your kids
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I went to pick up my bees tonight so I can start my hive. Didn’t realize I needed my bee suit for the pickup. I had to go down into the yard among the thousands of swarming bees to secure my own box. The woman told me if I’m doing it without a suit I need to be “smart and quick.”
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Don't expect this to be a popular take but if "Easter worshipper" is offensive then surely it's also offensive to make your "Happy Easter" tweet into a message about yourself that makes no mention of Christians, Christianity, or Jesus at all.
Seriously if Obama had tweeted this, we'd be losing our freaking minds. Let's be honest.
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