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1- Racist POS @KrisKobach1787 kris kibach demands to the White House to become the white house immigration czar: (per @maggieNYT )

1- 24/7 access to a government jet.

2- his own office in the west wing.

3- a presidential order to other secretaries to follow his orders.
2/ kris Kobach demands:

4- A guaranteed promotion to homeland security secretary by November.

5- does not want to work weekend and wants to be flown to Kansas every weekend.

6- be the main white household spokesman on immigration.

7- walk in privileges to the oval office
3/ Kris kobach demands:

8- a staff of 7 to include a special spokesperson and media handler.

9- assistant to the president title.

10- secret service detail

I will add this improvised #11:
11- #YachtCocaineProstitutes with @DevinNunes on taco Tuesdays.
4/ typos but I don’t have any F**s left to redo
The list of demands is not a joke or humor. It is real.
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