1- Racist POS @KrisKobach1787 kris kibach demands to the White House to become the white house immigration czar: (per @maggieNYT )
1- 24/7 access to a government jet.
2- his own office in the west wing.
3- a presidential order to other secretaries to follow his orders.
4- A guaranteed promotion to homeland security secretary by November.
5- does not want to work weekend and wants to be flown to Kansas every weekend.
6- be the main white household spokesman on immigration.
7- walk in privileges to the oval office
8- a staff of 7 to include a special spokesperson and media handler.
9- assistant to the president title.
10- secret service detail
I will add this improvised #11:
11- #YachtCocaineProstitutes with @DevinNunes on taco Tuesdays.