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A #MillwallLionesses thread about what's been going on, oop north.
(of the river)

There's plenty more to come on the subject, as we had hinted before (e.g. in the linked Tweet below), but for this thread we will concentrate on last season, 2018-19.

When @Diane_Culligan approached @MillwallLioness, it was on the basis of her self-reportedly "successful" prior involvements @HampsteadFC & @HampsteadWFC

Click on those profiles.
They're a hive of activity.

Images attached because accounts will probs be cut, blocked or private.
Didn't click on the profiles, Dear Reader?
You'll have missed the URLs for Diane's clubs' webpages.

These ones.
These confusing ones :
hampsteadwomenfc.co.uk
(original club, est.1997 - last update, 2012)
hampsteadfc.org
(the cuckoo-ing club, est.1998 - last update 2016)
Almost as active as the freebie #Moonfruit page of Diane's 'charity' after it'd gotten that £750k or so from Marathon Trust, 2009-10

You know, the one wi'out any updates after Arsenal visited in 2010.
The one deleted @Moonfruit for inactivity, 3yrs later.
On 17 June 2018 @AshfordMiddxLFC published the @GLWFLeague's Premier Division lineup, containing 10 teams including Diane's 1st XI, @HampsteadFC / @HampsteadWFC, who had placed 5th of 10 in 2017-18.

Greater London Women's Football League PD is the 6th Tier of Women's Foot-Ball.
10 days later, on 27 June 2018, @FAWSL announced that @Diane_Culligan was boldly & bravely Chairing #MillwallLionesses towards their next @FAWC_ Victory.

In February of 2019.
On 5th Feb. 2019 Diane's @HampsteadFC / @HampsteadWFC announced via an @MillwallLioness tweet that it was a Sister Club to #MillwallLionesses.

You know, because why break the duck egg of an account you have that's not tweeted since the summer of 2017.

Especially a smaller club?
Li'l sis' (est.1998) hasn't Tweeted since 2017.
Nor has its website actually been updated at all since July 2018.

Note, Dear Reader, that the 2018 update is only for the news sidebar of the page. 2016 was the last update for the actual women's section of the 'club'
No updates to any part of @HampsteadWFC website since 2012 after retirement of John Baker & its Committee.

It folded.
Diane took its badge/history after a "dormant season"

One may guess the author of overly-florid closing paragraphs about 'slow-beating hearts of giantesses' &c.
Final table for 2018-19 @GLWFL-PD
With only 9 teams.

No #MillwallLionesses "Sister Club" found

As said before-all a bit mysterious.
Diane's 'clubs' appear to have done nowt online recently - longer for @HampsteadWFC

@HampsteadFC kids' section seem to be on silent running.

Odd
So, Dear Reader, you may ascertain for yourself that Cuckoo Culligan has previously appropriated the feathered nest of a club with a good name, upon hard times, its badge...its history...and then moved on.

This may, at this point, sound a little familar amongst #Millwall fans.
The difference at The Den, from Diane's previous, is the existence of a TV deal, recent Barclays League sposorship deal & centralised funding/subsidies from @FA.

These facts made #MillwallLionesses a ripe target for a Hostile Takeover & Asset Stripping...which is the case here.
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