Thread by @starbolar

Different ways Nigerian girls reacts and handle
relationship breakups. #Thread

-The ones that will keep having issues in her new relationship, because whenever her man is smashing her, she'll be moaning your name..
She's still feeling the anointing

-The ones that will be swearing for you. Raining
curses on your generation, claiming you ussed and
dumped her, as if two of u did not use each other

-The matured ones that'll still be in contact with you. Knowing that nothing lasts forever, and that life's too short for unnecessary grudges

-The ones that'll be looking at a bottle of snipper and they'll be seeing "apple juice" written on it. May end up drinking it

-The ones that know your family members already, they'll report you to your mother, elder sister, elder brother, village chief and probably your local govt. chairman

-The ones that'll start threatening your new gf,
sending her all manner of messages. Some will even threaten to take your name to babalawo

-The ones that will start dressing so nice and, and
looking more beautiful and cheerful, just to pepper
you

-The ones that will indulge in bad habit or accepts
any boy available just to forget you

-The ones that won't be thinking properly for sometime, they'll be walking on the road absent minded, they will hardly concentrate

-The ones that will suddenly start dating Jesus. They will come on social media and be posting "Jesus baby", "Jesus Lover", "No friend like Jesus", "God I love you"

-The ones that'll be flaunting and posting pictures of her new boyfriend just to show you she's moved on. She'll always post their pictures where she's sure you're seeing them

-The ones that purposely initiated the break up because they're getting married next month

-The ones that doesn't want to see/hear anything
about you. They'll block you in all their social media handles

-The ones that will call you months later, letting you know that they are pregnant for you

-The ones that won't care if you exist of not. They'll see you on road and pass as a total stranger, it'll shock you

-The ones that will be forming strong lady at first, but as time goes on, she'll badly start missing the boy

-The ones that will be relieved and be like "so finally, this stupid boi don leave, at least make better person see road enter.

-The ones that are already dating more than 2boys, they'll smoothly switch to the next guy on queue

-The ones that'll continuously flashing, texting or calling the boy with another number

-The ones that will transfer all their aggression to other men.. These ones are "all men are the same" and "men are scum" gang

-The ones that will start stalking the guy on social media, trying to find out through his post weather he's happy or has gotten another gf

-The emotional ones that will cry for months and deny demselves foods. Mostly the ones that it was the boy who disvirgin them

-The ones that will send her friend to go talk to the boy

-The ones that care less, they are indifferent. If the boy comes back, fine. If he doesn't, life moves on.

...and the last but not the least
-The ones that have moved on but because the guy is good on bed, they will still be coming to collect the "D"

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