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Half of these people shouldn't even be applying for the Tory leadership
See, normally the party leaders change in opposition where there'll be time to grow into the job of opposition first
But when they do change in government, like Thatcher - Major, or Blair - Brown, it's one of the top cabinet ministers that take over.
But when they do change in government, like Thatcher - Major, or Blair - Brown, it's one of the top cabinet ministers that take over.
But look what we've got. We've got a party in government, but not with a majority, that's now going to change it's leader in the middle of a crisis.
And look at the collection of halfwits who think they're capable of dealing with it.
And look at the collection of halfwits who think they're capable of dealing with it.
There'll be no learning curve as there would in opposition. Get elected, and straight into a crisis.
And these brainless fools are allowed to strut and squawk around as if it's nothing.
And these brainless fools are allowed to strut and squawk around as if it's nothing.
Not one of these leadership candidates shows the slightest understanding of the mess the country is in, or how close it is to tearing the country apart.
And they're allowed to talk like monkeys. "We'll go no deal, innit innit innit. No deal, mate, yeah, jubbly."
And they're allowed to talk like monkeys. "We'll go no deal, innit innit innit. No deal, mate, yeah, jubbly."
I sweat to fucking Christ sometimes I'm on a prison planet of intergalactic idiots.
And now everyone's sunk back into their parochial burrow again, like so many Englishmen.
It's almost like listening to children in a playground, who can boast the biggest
It's almost like listening to children in a playground, who can boast the biggest
You're in the middle of a crisis, you've got no government, and you're going to choose a new prime minister on nothing but bullshit and boast.
And all you've got is the noise of flatulent old men.
And all you've got is the noise of flatulent old men.
And this political constituency is so ignorant and so permanently stupid that you that the only way to get its attention to come up with something even more idiotic than the moron next to you.
And all the time the media is just running around wanking itself off over all this.
Honestly, I have never seen a more embarrassing display of loud-mouthed ignorance as England and Englishmen this last three years.
Honestly, I have never seen a more embarrassing display of loud-mouthed ignorance as England and Englishmen this last three years.
It is not possible to leave the European Union without destroying this country.
And I'm afraid just standing on the cliffs of Dover with bare arse farting across the English Channel is not a viable relation with the outside world.
And I'm afraid just standing on the cliffs of Dover with bare arse farting across the English Channel is not a viable relation with the outside world.
