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Since we are talking linguistic peculiarities and drunkenness, it seems only appropriate to point out that the Russian language has A LOT of words for getting drunk (you are shocked, aren't you? Admit it, you are shocked), all of them relying different subtleties of the condition
OK, let's see how many I can conjure up in my memory without doing any Google searches...
I will start, of course, with "bukhat", which means "to drink purposefully and resolutely with the express goal of getting drunk", an act also known as "the history of Russia."
The opposite of "bukhat" is "prinyat", which translates directly as "to take" (as in "to take medicine"). It means "to have a quick drink to get just a bit tipsy, giving one the resolve needed to face the daily torture of Russian life or quell the throbbing of the Russian soul."
"Propustit" ("to pass through oneself") is almost a synonym to "prinyat" but implies a more nonchalant attitude, where getting tipsy isn't done by necessity (because, hello, Russia!) but for the fun of it and out of an established habit. "Propustit" is always done in good company
"Nakatit" ("to roll on") is similar in that it also implies a quick drink rather than a prolonged, dedicated activity, but is in a slightly heavier weight class. When involved in "nakatit", the doze may be bigger and the results more noticeable. It's "prinyat" for real men
"Nazhratsya" is where we are getting into good stuff. Literally, it's equivalent to "stuffing one's face", but it always means "to get sloppily drunk in an undignified manner." A person to whom the word refers can never be considered a respectable member of the drinking community
"Nabratsya" (literally "to fill oneself") sounds and means almost the same but isn't quite as derisive and may imply a less revolting condition or a higher societal status of the drunk. A Russian man is not expected to go through life without at least one episode of "nabratsya."
"Nalizalsya" (lit. "licked his fill") has a very specific meaning, which is "to arrive at the doorstep embarrassingly drunk late at night to the dismay of one's extremely angry wife" as this word is almost exclusively wielded by wives in the phrase "nalizalsya again!"
"Kvasit" ("to pickle/ferment oneself") is similar to "bukhat", but it's a more folksy, happy-go-lucky type of phrase. The goals of the collective are the same but the masses are perhaps approaching the task with slightly more good humor.
"Naglyukatsya" ("to get into a hallucinating condition") is getting us back to the "undignified/sloppy drunk" territory and does, as the word suggests, imply raving, talking with imaginary friends, performing self-criticism before the comrades and engaging in feats of strength.
"Zalit glaza" ("to fill one's eyes") is a classical phrase dating back to the Czarist times. People who want to feel more with it and modern can substitute "glaza" for "zenki", a more slangish term. In either case, it means to get into a state where you don't recognize folks
"Zalozhit za vorotnik" ("to stuff it under one's collar") is also a XIX c. turn of phrase and is positively aristocratic, implying a napkin being tucked under one's shirt before the procedure of getting wasted commences. A modicum of self-respect is important to the Motherland.
"Prinyat na grud" ("to perform a chest press") is a phrase that properly showcases the act of drinking in Russia as hard and necessary labor rather than pleasurable activity. As the old adage says, "drinking is not playing sports; you need a lot of health here."
"Vrezat" is a particularly aggressive term deriving from both the word for "to cut" and the slang term for "to punch straight in the goddamn face." It implies a quick, purposeful intake of a large doze regardless of circumstances and consequences. A cavalry attack of drinking.
"Razdavit" ("to squish one") can only be applied to an entire bottle of hard liquor. One can't be said to "razdavit" a glass or a bottle of beer (what are we, Americans, to get drunk on fizzy stuff?), it's rather a decisive triumph of our glorious forces over the impossible odds.
"Vzdrognut" ("to shudder") is a more esoteric term, which usually implies a ritualistic drink on a specific occasion that traditionally calls for one (saying goodbye to a friend, saying hello to a neighbor or... I don't know... Tuesday?). It carries a real "ain't no thing" vibe.
"Tyapnut" ("to hack one") and "deryabnut" ("to bang one") have the same basic meaning as "vrezat" in that a quick, decisive, cavalier action is implied, but both sound amicable and less aggressive. Again, a rather humorous attitude to the idea of getting seriously wasted is shown
"Ostogrammitsya" is a real triumph of literary Russian as it's literally means "to anoint oneself with (or "to avail oneself of") 100 grams." If you ever use this phrase, you let everyone know that you are involved in a sacred ritual of Russianness and not some slovenly vice.
On the opposite end of the spectrum of respectability is "khryuknut" which literally means "to oink." It's obvious that a person who does this cannot hold his liquor and will be reduced to the Orwellian vision of the Soviet society in a matter of minutes. For shame, comrade!
The term "obmyt" ("to wash something off") has an extremely specific meaning. It means "to have a ritualistic drink in order to celebrate a major purchase, thus making such purchase lucky and durable." Usually reserved for cars, an action Russians see absolutely no irony in.
Holy molly, I have just realized I am not even 20% into my list! I won't even get to the different stages of drunkenness, which are more detailed than the periodic table.
The glory of the Russian language is boundless. I think, I will wrap this up now with the tour de force...
... Which is "uiti v zapoy", a phrase that literally means "to go away into the vortex of drinking." And yes, it has both the escapist and the morbid connotations at the same time. A "zapoy" is often translated as "binge" into English, but it's not entirely correct...
The Anglo-Saxon binge is a singularity, an event that happens to a citizen once in a while, rarely lasting past one evening, though, of course, carrying dire consequences. A proper Russian zapoy relates to a binge in the same way as a sabertooth relates to a household kitten.
A real zapoy is a condition of continuous drinking over a period of several days or, often, weeks and even months. A zapoy is when an alcoholic falls off the wagon, but it implies a continuous, uninterrupted state of being drunk with no other activities in between.
Officially it's characterized as a period of heavy drinking longer than 24 hours during which so much alcohol is consumed that the body can no longer properly metabolize it. Getting out of the zapoy alive usually entails the loss of recollection of the entire period.
"He is in a zapoy" is sometimes regarded as a legitimate excuse for being away from work. People who get in and out of zapoys will often drink very little or none at all in between. They are referred to as "zapoyny" drunks...
There is more but I am tired. As are you, probably.
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