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I am at a store. Married couple in front of me with kids. Dad pulls wallet to pay, accidentally drops 1 card, ID & condom.
I moved my foot quickly stepped on condom. Stay tuned. Eventually i will have to move. Wife looking me funny with my foot weirdly ahead of me. Dude nodded.
I moved my foot quickly stepped on condom. Stay tuned. Eventually i will have to move. Wife looking me funny with my foot weirdly ahead of me. Dude nodded.
Letting two people behind me ahead of me to create some cover. Pretending to be having a business call and taking notes ( these tweets)
His ID is under my foot. Let’s hope he has Apple Pay or something with a pin. Wife looking at my direction checking out the trinkets along the line.
I have full cover. ID and condom in hand. He is paying with no issues
My turn to pay. They are walking out.
Handed cashier condom and ID and told her the people who just left may have dropped it .
Now it is up to the cashier to decide. Not my decision. About to walk out. If they are still in the parking lot I ll tell him his ID is with the cashier .
Found them in parking lot. Told him stuff fell out of his pocket and is with the cashier. Hot potato passed to someone else
Only because I saw kids.
End of thread
End of thread
I played the odds right whatever the case may be because of the kids. If you are not happy with it you can kithhh my athh
👇🏽 @th3j35t3r
Now that the hate is coming because of this thread:
1- what if there was no cheating.
2- what if i handed the condom then he clocks me in the jaw and ruin my pretty.
3- what if wife has a gun in the purse and uses it.
There are more what ifs and I wasn’t interested in finding out
1- what if there was no cheating.
2- what if i handed the condom then he clocks me in the jaw and ruin my pretty.
3- what if wife has a gun in the purse and uses it.
There are more what ifs and I wasn’t interested in finding out
When I was a kid, i wish i didn’t witness some shit. It never left me.
