Imagine the coverage of two identical speeches given at different places but at the same time by Barrack Obama and @realDonaldTrump
Fireworks are keeping the boys up, so a long thread
First, @donlemon hands the segment off to his illustrious field reporter..
"Thanks Don. It is just as you'd expect at this AFL-CIO hall. Where an enthusiastic and grateful crowd of dozens just wittnessed history"
Obama's "Hey diddle diddle". "In a homage to the still downcast minority core of this land, President Obama began his remarks by directly and positively referencing the specifically urban art form of hip-hop. Inclusiveness, personified, Don".