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Tomorrow's a special day, folks! HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING? 
For those of you relatively new to this utter disgrace of a Twitter feed (Hi! 👋 Welcome!), here's a primer on why you'll see me tweeting about pubes from time to time for apparently no good reason. Rest assured that there's a VERY GOOD REASON. stronglang.wordpress.com/2018/07/16/pub…
This tweet from last year has been empirically and unequivocally confirmed.
Happy #Pubesiversary to all who celebrate! #Pubes
[alt: gif of my avatar in a party hat, blowing a party whistle and festively throwing a handful of public hair into the air like confetti.]
Hm. I had a genuine "What the hell am I doing with my life?" Moment when I wrote that alt text 👆.
Hm. I had a genuine "What the hell am I doing with my life?" Moment when I wrote that alt text 👆.
"I'M UNEMPLOYABLE!!!" she laugh-sobbed as she stared existentially at the gif that took her 2 hours to make.
Shit! I just noticed that a stray pube pushed the third frame out of alignment.
Fixing… OK, this one should work properly.
Fixing… OK, this one should work properly.
(I should really go work on my thesis revisions, huh?)
