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Men are hilarious.

Any WNBA player would break your ankles.

A professional woman MMA would kick your ass.

A pro woman soccer player would also break your ankles.

A woman pro tennis player would summarily dismiss you in a few minutes,

Get over yourselves.
I dated a woman when I lived in LA who was in shape (fine as hell too). We started working out, running, doing stairs together. She’d be crushing my ass making me look silly. It was such a blow to my widdle male ego. I had to get over it. Shouldn’t have been a competition anyway.
Once I got over myself, she actually helped me in areas where she was crushing and I was not.

I see this same stuff from guys who think they’ll walk into a hot power vinyasa yoga studio, take my class mostly of women thinking they’ll just walk in & crush it but halfway are dying
There is a cacophony of women smarter, faster, stronger, wiser, more talented, more hard working, more resilient, shit more everything than you men. You know what? It’s okay. That’s not their problem if that triggers you. It’s your problem for having such a fragile ass ego.
If you have videos of elite women athletes destroying men in sports, drop them here in this thread. Let’s trigger these Bagel. Boss Bums some more
Oh if you’re triggered by this thread, I hereby tweet a kitten
The hashtag: #SheGotYouBeat

Don’t take it personal fellas. She #SheGotYouBeat
I was just in an uber talking about this tweet. The driver had some thoughts. He most certainly agrees:
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