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We all know that lady backed down on her claims because Publix informed her they had security cameras.

If I was that guy I’d sue her for everything she’s worth. She tried to destroy his life.

Lawyers would be BEGGING to take his case.
If you don’t think I’m going to meme this picture for weeks then I feel bad for you.

I call this ‘Birth of a Conservative’
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store simply because I had 3 buggies full of groceries in the express lane.

He was a white guy and said “Nice cape nerd” and “Go back to your cave”

I’m shook. Please give to my GoFundMe so I can recover from this. Thanks Drumf.
Update: As I’ve reflected on what happened today, and definitely not because the grocery store informed me they have cameras, I’ve decided to step away from Twitter so I can reflect and grow.

Thank you for your patience.
Thank you for showing your support with a hashtag instead of cold hard cash. It means the world.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Please tell me you also confiscated their horse and canteen.
WE CANNOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO HAVE FULLY AUTOMATIC DOUBLE BARREL ASSAULT PISTOLS. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY.
Thankfully the cops stepped 6 feet away from the suspect and were totally safe.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Breaking: it’s hot in the desert.
Hillary would never have allowed the desert to get hot but you buncha misogynists had to elect Drumf.
Huge if true. Thanks Drumf.
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