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Me returning to Twitter throughout the day in the midst of playing Pokémon Go and then catching up on Pose and relaxing only to see 50 more tweets in my mentions each time of lawyers debating The Great DoorDash Tipping Debacle Of 2019 bc I replied to a few tweets at like 3:30.
The “16” replies to Dan’s initial tweet is perhaps as deceptive as DoorDash’s approach to tipping appears to be. You could spend the next three hours following all of the threads that follow from this: 
Seriously, though, here’s a #protip: Folks in consumer protection sections of state AG’s offices would be good to start off their Monday going through this and, if you find an in, whoever sends off their investigative subpoenas first gets a prize.*
* = The prize is the appreciation of everyone on the thread but Orin. (That’s a slight overstatement, but only slightly!)
And, honestly, don’t reply here if you want to engage in substantive discussion about this. Go to the thread and find a spot. Putting it here is a waste because it’s just me. There are many others involved in the tweets in that thread.
