Thread by @chriostoir_g

#Brexit #Boris

Okay, with apologies to Tennyson, I've scribbled this very quickly, so some of it might not make much sense.
Here goes anyway:

THE CHARGE OF THE
LEAVE BRIGADE.

Half a brain, half a brain,
Half a brain ERG-ward
All in the valley of Debt
Rode the Boris Blunderers.
"Forward! The Leave Brigade,
Charge for the Huns!" he said.
Into the valley of Debt
Rode the Boris Blunderers.

"Forward, the Leave Brigade!"
Was there a man dis-Mayed?
Not though Raab or Davis knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Debt
Rode the Boris Blunderers.

Bannon to the right of them,
Corbyn to the left of them,
Cameron in front of them
Bullied and blundered.
Stormed at by Isobelle
Boldly they rode and well
Into the jaws of Debt,
Into Recession's well
Rode the Boris Blunderers.

Flashed all the lobbyists bare
Cambridge Analytica
Stabbing all Remainers there
Charging invisible EU army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in a screen of smoke
Through imagined red lines broke
Truth and Integrity
Reeled from the liar's stroke
Shattered and sundered.

Then they rowed back, but not
Not the Boris Blunderers.

Bannon to the right of them,
Corbyn to the left of them,
Cameron behind them
Bullied and blundered;
Stormed at by Isobelle
While good mediators fell,
They who had fought so well
Now in the jaws of Hell.
All that was left were lies
Lies of the Boris Blunderers.

When will their treason fade?
O, the madness Brexit made!
All the world wondered
Bemused by the charge they made!
None left now, of the Leave Brigade
Ignoble Boris Blunderers.