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For some reason Donald Trump is terrified of windmills. It seems crazy and nonsensical, until you consider his likely co-occuring disorders of dementia and a pathological need to lie. Trump likely believes his own lies about the dangers of, yes, windmills and is thus afraid? 🤷♂️
"If a windmill is within two miles of your house, your house is practically worthless," President Trump said during his campaign rally in Cincinnati, Ohio. twitter.com/i/events/11571…
"Under the Green New Deal, they don't like clean, beautiful natural gas. They don't like anything. They don't know what they like. They sort of like wind even though it kills all the birds. You want to see a bird cemetery? Go under a windmill sometime."
TRUMP: "If Hillary got in... you'd be doing wind. Windmills. Weeeee. And if it doesn't blow, you can forget about television for that night. 'Darling, I want to watch television.' 'I'm sorry! The wind isn't blowing.' I know a lot about wind."
President Trump: "If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75% in value. And they say the noise causes cancer."
I'm sure there are even more clips of Donald warning the American public of the dangers of windmills but this should be enough to prove my point. What happened in his past that Trump is so traumatized by windmills?
