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Ah, Maine. Motto: “Not a lot of people come here on purpose.”
The plane staff checked three times to make sure nobody meant to go to Portland, Oregon instead.
The plane staff checked three times to make sure nobody meant to go to Portland, Oregon instead.
Even United’s advertisements emphasize that you can get the hell out of Maine. 
I ordered off the Stereotype Menu.
Branding comes slowly and painfully to Maine.
Maine has embraced a second language.
Marketing aside, it remains delicious.
When I lived here 20 years ago, this was “Mr. Bagel.” The decor feels the same; still delicious.
