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Meet @purplemeatballs, a lifelong Republican gay independent Democrat voter Twitter account from Florida who would like you to download some sort of dodgy app. We'd probably feel safer eating purple meatballs than doing anything of the sort.
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@purplemeatballs @ZellaQuixote What does @purplemeatballs tweet about? The virtues of Trump and downsides of Democrats, who apparently spat on @purplemeatballs and its mother back when both marched with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. @purplemeatballs mostly links far-right media; tweet schedule appears organic.
@purplemeatballs @ZellaQuixote Let's take a look at @purplemeatballs' back story. First off, they were 66 years old in 2016 but reverted to middle age by 2018 before turning 65 and remaining 65 for over a year. Birthdays must be confusing to keep track of in this household.
@purplemeatballs @ZellaQuixote Legal immigration is an issue that is unsurprisingly near and dear to @purplemeatballs' heart, given that they are simultaneous a second-generation and third-generation legal immigrant. The third-generation immigrant version of the story has some interesting details. . .
@purplemeatballs @ZellaQuixote In the most inspiring tale of perseverance ever, @purplemeatballs' grandmother fled from Soviet Russia to Nazi Germany, emigrated from a concentration camp to the USA in 1942 at the age of 74, got married, started 2 businesses, died in 1962 but was alive again in 1966 and 1968.
@purplemeatballs @ZellaQuixote Although we can't be certain of the origin or motives behind @purplemeatballs, the frequent references to Kek and Kekistan accompanied by Pepe memes make 4chan a rather more likely explanation than any of the self-contradictory biographical information provided by the account.
@purplemeatballs @ZellaQuixote @Avi_Bueno We'd like to thank @purplemeatballs for taking time out of a doubtless busy day to reply to this (and some of our other) threads no less than ten times. We're inclined to take this as a glowing review. #StartWearingPurple #SorosSpelledBackwardIsStillSoros
