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Jerry Dunleavy
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Honestly the best thing about college football being back is getting to troll angry Michigan fans on Twitter dot com. A tradition unlike any other.
Michigan fans are bed bugs.
Michigan fans didn’t like Dave Chappelle’s new stand-up special.
Michigan fans don’t tip their Uber Eats drivers.
Michigan fans say they like dogs and cats equally but we all know they’re secretly just Cat People.
Michigan fans drive the speed limit in the fast lane.
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Jerry Dunleavy
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LET’S GO BUCKS
Justin Fields with a 51 yard quarterback keeper for OSU’s first touchdown of the season is a pretty good introduction for the rookie QB
28-0 after one quarter isn’t bad
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Jerry Dunleavy
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It took me less than a minute to determine that when @JDVance1 said "our people" he was referring to America as a nation, not just to white people or something as @MarissaBrostoff tried to nefariously imply in the @washingtonpost.

washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/0…

firstthings.com/web-exclusives…
This required clicking on a link, using the CTRL + F function, and reading one paragraph.
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Jerry Dunleavy
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So I read through hundreds and hundreds of @WalshFreedom tweets and Facebook posts today and — brace yourselves — the guy is awful.
I even listened to a few episodes of his radio show and JFC.
NEW: Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) is worse than you think. I went through hundreds of his social media posts: Walsh pushed racism, promoted conspiracy theories like Obama being Muslim and Seth Rich, advocated violence, was shamelessly bigoted, & so much more.
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