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Trump Administration press releases coming later today:
NOAA: We've requested that the University of Alabama allow us to make an announcement at today's game asking everyone to stand to thank @realDonaldTrump for graciously alerting our state to the danger we faced a week ago.
@realDonaldTrump DOD: We officially want to thank the Trump International Golf Links & Hotel Doonbeg for graciously allowing members of our military to have to go out of their way to stay there, with no discount, thereby avoiding the indignity of overnighting at Marriotts, Hiltons and the like.
@realDonaldTrump OVP Travel Advisory: A Very Important Person (who'll decide who's #2 on the 2020 GOP ticket) has graciously suggested that on our next trip to Asia, we may find it convenient to overnight at Trump International Golf Links & Hotel Doonbeg in Ireland. Media should plan accordingly.
@realDonaldTrump RNC: Pursuant to guidance from Our Gracious Leader, a special RNC meeting will be called 1) to cancel all 2020 primaries and caucuses as intrusions on said Leader's comfort and confidence, and 2) to clarify that GOP stands not for Grand Old Party but Groveling Obsequious Party.
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