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With my mentions currently being flooded with people calling me bigoted, biased, and unprofessional for my disbelief of the myth of the blue haired auditor, I officially withdraw every defense I've ever made for millennials. The entire generation needs to fucking burn.
TIL protecting company records from randos that walk into the office and claim to be an auditor with a straight face while they have neon hair is 'a bit bigoted' and 'unprofessional.'
That apparently I 'don't understand auditing' over my disbelief of said mythical blue haired auditor.
I don't actually know what this person is trying to say.
FYI, Data Analyst=/=Auditor. I thought that didn't need to be said, but regardless, the Data Analyst, aka spreadsheet afficionado, is not allowed anywhere near clients, while auditors must interact with them face to face.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
And not one of them takes you seriously.
I'm a wizard.
Yes. Yes you do.
Apparently because I don't believe in a blue haired auditor (and it was revealed it was a wig anyways and said offendee admitted that I'm actually correct about auditors not having blue hair) I don't believe in science.
Basketball players dye their hair gold, so auditors must be allowed to dye their hair.
I never said anything about math skills you illiterate disfigured psychopomp.
I said that if someone with neon blue hair walked into a business office and started demanding private company financial information, they'd be told no.
I said that if someone with neon blue hair walked into a business office and started demanding private company financial information, they'd be told no.
